real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
we're chasing vodka with high fives
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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