Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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