He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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