My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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