But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
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Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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