you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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