guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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