What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
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She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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