she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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