drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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