Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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