that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
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There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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