I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Randomize