ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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