WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
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You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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