Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
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How's work?
Spinning.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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