My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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