Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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