True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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