I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Life is so much better after having sex.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I stole a fireplace last night.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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