Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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