I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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