Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
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Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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