Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You made out with two different species that night
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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