I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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