i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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