So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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