Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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