Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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