Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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