How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
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Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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