Christians are straight up FREAKS
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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