I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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Rumble strips road head = magical
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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