ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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