There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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