i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
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So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
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Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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