he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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