umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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