Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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