he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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