Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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