Im at strip club and am horny
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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