I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
you will always have a special place in my vag
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I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
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Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
My vagina just clenched in fear
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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