We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
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Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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