so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
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I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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