Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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