too bad you live with your parents still
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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