Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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