I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
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I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
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