just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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